This is probably the worst experience you’d ever get if you own an authentic Louis Vuitton bag. People tend to accuse you of carrying a fake, and those accusations come from people who really know nothing about the brand. That sucks isn’t it? So I’ve made this little something for your reading pleasure.
Common Fake Accusations from delusional LV “Experts” Wannabee
Situation 1: You are strolling at the mall, looking for something to buy and of course carrying your beloved LV bag that your boyfriend bought you for your birthday. You found what you’re looking for and went to the cashier to pay for it. In the queue, you hear people behind your back talking about you and your bag.
LV Expert Wannabee #1: Eew, that’s just so totally gross. Her bag is definitely fake. I can tell by the way the monogram patterns are placed. Look, It’s upside down! Yuck!
Of course it’s upside down… you’re carrying your Monogram Speedy 25. Duh. You ignore them ranting about your “fake” bag and paid for the item you bought.
Situation 2: The next day, you are at Starbucks to have a quick meeting with your client. You’re carrying an LV bag that you’ve bought two days ago. While waiting for the client to arrive, you hear somebody talking b*tch about you. You looked around and saw a two women, they we’re probably mother-daughter.
Daughter aka LV Expert Wannabee #2: Mom, look at that thing she’s carrying. The LVs are smudged all over the place. Fake alert!
Mother aka LV Expert Wannabee #3: Haha, that’s so ugly. Fakes nowadays are very creative! Don’t worry hon, someday I will buy you a Lewis Vitton but for now, just enjoy your Sanrio Hello Kitty.
They have no idea what they’re talking about. Of course the LVs are smudged coz you’re carrying your new Exotic Watercolor Papillon Frame. Your client arrived and complemented your bag. You started the meeting ignoring the two b*tches behind your back.
Situation 3: You attended you friend’s birthday party where there are only 3 people you know, others are complete strangers. You and your friends sat at the bar drinking and talking about anything. You are carrying your most favorite bag. Then the unthinkable happened. A woman came to you and said something.
Woman aka LV Expert Wannabee #4: Hi, I’m Tess. I would just like to ask where you bought your bag. It’s so cute! Is it Class-A?
You we’re a little bit drunk and you are in rage. Your conscience tells you to Eliminate Her! Eliminate Her! Eliminate Her! You covered your Sunset Boulevard with your friend’s hankerchief and slapped it hard on the womans face. It was so hard that your bag was deformed. Nah, just kidding. Haha. You told the woman that your bag is not fake and you bought it at the Louis Vuitton mothership in Champs-Élysées. Congratulations, you handled the situation well.