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Jokes in the Louis Vuitton Jokes Bags


Somebody asked me if I could list down the jokes written in Louis Vuitton’s Monogram Jokes Bags. And I thought that it’s a really fun idea so i’ve went straight to Vuitton’s website and harvested the jokes from the bags, here they are:

Jokes in the Louis Vuitton Jokes Bags

MANCRAZY

Every time I meet a girl who cooks like my
Mother… She looks like my Father.

My wife went to the beauty shop and got
a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful.
Then the mud fell off.

GRADUATE

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He’s not coming home.

I was a pretty good fighter. I won my first
few fights, then I ran into trouble. They made me
fight a man.

My best punch was a rabbit punch, But they wouldn’t
let me fight a rabbit.

What a fight. When the bell rang, I came
out of my corner and threw six straight punches in a row.
Then the other guy came out of his corner.

My wife is always asking for money.
$200 one day, $150 the next, $125 after that.
“That’s crazy,” my friend said. “what does she do with it all?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “I never gave her any.”

A guy calls me up and says, “what time does the
show go on?” I says, “what time can you make it?”

DUDERANCH

My wife is always asking for money.
$200 one day, $150 the next, $125 after that.
“That’s crazy,” my friend said. “what does she do with it all?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “I never gave her any.”

HEARTBREAK

My wife is always asking for money.
$200 one day, $150 the next, $125 after that.
“That’s crazy,” my friend said. “what does she do with it all?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “I never gave her any.”

A guy calls me up and says, “what time does the
show go on?” I says, “what time can you make it?”

Every time I meet a girl who cooks like my
Mother… She looks like my Father.

My wife went to the beauty shop and got
a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful.
Then the mud fell off.

I’ve been married for thirty years and I’m still
in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds
out, she’ll kill me.

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  • Anonymous

    Thanks for these.. But I don’t get the other jokes.. Hehe..

  • Mancrazy is the prettiest from this group